I like the internet….I mean really like it….( no I’m not talking about the abundance of porn ) It enables some of the weirdest shit…. Today’s example . www.getdshirts.com that’s right the asshat from saved by the bell is fucking broke and has resorted to a form on net-panhandling…at least he’s autographing shirts for your trouble, probably detracting from the shirts actually value by staining it via sharpie. This fuckstain was ( and still is ) on TV for years…..and now he’s gonna lose his house, fuck him, try to find a decent shitbox to call a house here in LA for $250 k…..can’t he just go crawl into a locker at Bayside High, or crawl back under Mr. Beldings desk. But I digress from my original point.,…. Screech’s begging has bothered more than just me…. http://www.screwscreech.com/ ( personally I would have gone with fuck screech, but I guess that could be misconstrued oh wait so could screw….oh fuck it) Behold the power of the net…… My final point is I will create a new site….. stillwanttofuckkelly.com or kellyandjesssieteamlisa.net ( oddly .com already registered )

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i really dont have much to say ….. I think pirate hooker kinda says it all.

i have an extra ticket for this weekend to see Jesse and the Rippers @ the rainbow if anyone else wants to come

Chris welcome to PirateHooker.com! Here you can post all your pearls of wisdom that we all HAVE to hear. Wishing you all the best in health, happiness and peroxide bleach!

Simon